"wow.... i like, i like.... so how you doing?"

"hey you sexy dimmples..."

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"gents come on now. how stupid could you be????? i believe you all are computer literate thats why you are on cooltown, thus you all have some kind of education background, but judging to the things i read, it might be limited.... but never the…"

"mwah"

"Vincent walks into a bar in Pretoria, orders three pints of Black Label and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to…"

"President Mugabe dies and arrive at the gates of heaven where St Peter recieves him. St Peter tells him that he is in the wrong place and must go and see Satan. He is warmly received by Satan in hell. After eating crayfish and drinking Jack…"

"A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.' The man looks around and…"

"EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but xtremely funny!! "

"When I was a young laaitie, making out in the biscope was the ultimate thing to do. You know, sitting right at the back of the cinema in a dark corner with one of the hottest honeys in the southern suburbs, ja hey, life just didn't get any…"

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"This is a cracker!! An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found 4 people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the 4 in ask them one question. Their…"