"And a new career has been born..Kinky! "

"Can hardly wait.. "

"That's why I love the forums, they are so revealing. Watch this space for more revelations from the Pebble of the Earth. "

"You girls lack compassion for a horny man or two. What will it take to lend a helping hand? About two minutes out of your lives? "

"Ag no.. Where were my mind? And I thought we have a real gentle man around.. Vaseline and a blow up doll for you? (Wisper to you: they dont talk back..) "

"Yes, you are right! You are a very brave man James!!! "

"Ha, ha!!! "

"doubt you could be hornier than I am. My ladies always complain :("

"You damn clever man! Why didnt I think of that? "

"It's about 2 hours flight ladies. Are you going to help James out or should I courier a magazine and vaseline? "

"James, allow me to answer you. If you look like Jason Statham, talk like Vin Diesel, have a sense of humor like Martin Lawrence and know the moves like Brad Pitt, I will gladly keep you company till the earth stops turning. Sigh.. but…"

"alright, i see you people are bored< so would you have sex with a me, that's only if you're in Johannesburg give me your numbers"

"i like that lerato"

"Stil mond is n heel mond.. Another use for the tongue? Be peaceful.. "

"Hoor net daar!!! "

"I agree. If there's too much talk after sex then the tongues were obviously not used to their best effect. "