"gal there are betta guys out there go get a real brada wu wil appreciate u"

"wel ther is no such thing as i need a break in a relatioship, it simply means that person might no longer feel the same way about u and they just want to tell u in a polite manner that they need to move on. so i wud say give tha person a break coz…"

"honey four words fo u. RUN FO YOU LIFE!!! who knws wat else u gona find out about him i mean its obviuz he duznt consider ur feelings but selfish as he is he duznt deserve u. i knw u love him but dont cush that luv for someone who dosnt appreciate…"

"wel i wudnt have sex in a public place but my bf and i once thought of doing it at the cinema wit the ligths off and everyone watchin amovie. but hey im a gal and dats not gonna happen cos agal has her pride"

"hey!!! im shocked u think deadlock are something like a cuse. i mean ive seen guys wit dreadlocks and they are damn goodlooking and oh! my bf just happens to have them and that is his real natural hai unlike trying to look like someone wit fake…"

"wel i also bow to u man i mean this one time u gave me the answe of a lyftym though i didnt want to admit i was wrong i must say u are indeed THE MAN! so happy aniversary and may u be filled wit lots of wisdom to guide the lost sheeps"

"well its quite obvious that he is not cetain about wat he wants in awomen. i mean gal u beautiful and strong just as a woman is made to be but there are some things we just cannot tolerate in a man. let him go and wait for the right man to…"

"wel i think toomuch sex is not healthy. i mean wen people make luv they myk sure it is satisfying so that the next tym u myk luv it is more organizd and scheduled. allow ur body sum tym to mis it coz by the time u hav it it wil be worth the waitin…"

"wel for me it is the day of freedom of speech where i hav no limits to ask my luvd one for more luvin and spending sum quality time together. but this tym i plan on givin him a treat by making him the best food ever. i hope he likes it. who knws…"

"YOU GOT TO BE OUT OFF YOUR MIND...GOSH!!!!!! GET REAL,HOPE THAT YOUR SISTER THINKS THE WAY YOU DO,MAYBE YOU NEED A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE.............."

"ER...U JUST ADDED TO MY STATS...BUT ANYWAY GALLY GO BACK 4 DA DICK I MEAN U ALREADY CHEATED ON HIM SO U ALREADY GUILTY...GO 4 GOLD BABEZ..."

"Name-calling and shouting are infantile behaviour pointing to a lack of love, care and mother's milk. If you have something to say, use a full sentence or a short phrase! "

"RETARD!!"

"The guy sounds very clever to me. He made out with his roommate and has his sights on another. If he plays it right he may soon have a little harem going. I think you need some clarity."