"ER...U JUST ADDED TO MY STATS...BUT ANYWAY GALLY GO BACK 4 DA DICK I MEAN U ALREADY CHEATED ON HIM SO U ALREADY GUILTY...GO 4 GOLD BABEZ..."

"NOT DAT BIG OF A DEAL REALLY...TELL HIM U DON'T FEEL DE SAME WAY, BUT STILL OFFER 2 GIV HIM SUM THOUGH, I MEAN IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT YOU GIV HIM SUM 4 ALL THE TIMES THAT HE GAVE U HIS SHOULDER AND EARS...GET BACK TO ME WITH REGARDS TO WHAT I…"

"LMIMP...U EVA HEARD DE SONG 'GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN'? DATS WHAT THEY LIV 4, IF FUCKIN UP UR DAY WILL CREATE FUN, THEN THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE GOIN 2 DO BRU...BUT IT'S A GOOD THING...Y DNT U MAN UP AND TAKE THE CHALLENGE,…"

"RETARD!!"

"I'M A GUY AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL REAL GUYS WHEN I SAY YES, YES, YES!!! A LESBIAN COUPLE WITH ME IN THE MIDDLE, YOH, THAT'S THE DREAM NE!"

"I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS THE MAIN IDEA. I MEAN PRE-DATE SEX WOULD BE GREAT, FIRST DATE SEX WOULD BE EVEN BETTER. EVEN IF YOU DON'T DATE SEX IS STILL GOOD. SO, I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION."

"A GOOD QUESTION. I HEARD A SONG ONCE ENTITLED "DON'T WANT A SHORT-DICK MAN" SO, I THINK THAT MIGHT BE IT!"

"FIRST OF ALL, LEAVE HER BRA, SHE DID IT ONCE, SHE WILL DO IT AGAIN. PROVEN FACT THAT WOMEN ARE ALWAYS UNCONTENT WITH WHAT THEY HAVE. WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FURTHER, I HAVE NO IDEA."