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What do you do when your boss is a complete moron and you can't kill him..?

I have a boss from hell who is so stupid that I am left dumbstruck by the sheer levels of idiocy he achieves each day. Any advice on how to deal with him? Please??

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Permalink Reply by Mona Lisa on October 6, 2011 at 10:24
Hmmm... good idea you have Labby..

LAB_RAT said:

amazing how ppl want to harm their bosses ......................i'll be watching my back....

Permalink Reply by bodhidharma on October 29, 2011 at 16:40
Or manufacture a gel which makes your back hair bullet proof. Ask Dr Wouter Basson. He is good with that kind of shit. 

Mona Lisa said:
Hmmm... good idea you have Labby..

LAB_RAT said:

amazing how ppl want to harm their bosses ......................i'll be watching my back....

Permalink Reply by Mona Lisa on October 30, 2011 at 18:33
Ha, ha! Good idea Bodhidharma!
Permalink Reply by Fluffy on January 22, 2012 at 11:28

or brooklax.... hehehehe :P

Permalink Reply by Mona Lisa on January 23, 2012 at 11:49

There is many more ways to handle this. Sticking chewinggum underneath his car door handle. Especially when the car is standing in the sun. Put a piece of  " stokvis" in his wheel caps or mags. Leave it to rott. He will not ever find out where the terrible smell comes from. But every dog and cat around will gather around his car and chase him where ever he goes. Then another good killer: If he alone uses a certain toilet, go add itching powder to the tiolet paper.. Dont use sparingly..And laugh your ass off if he keeps on scratching. Hmmm.. I am getting all warmed up here..Need more ideas? 

Jupiter said:

Yes, better option..lol..brooklax is sweet and wont be detectable in the coffee!

Sunshine said:

or brooklax.... hehehehe :P

Permalink Reply by Fluffy on January 23, 2012 at 18:27

LOL what makes me think youve put some thought into this Mona??? :)

Mona Lisa said:

There is many more ways to handle this. Sticking chewinggum underneath his car door handle. Especially when the car is standing in the sun. Put a piece of  " stokvis" in his wheel caps or mags. Leave it to rott. He will not ever find out where the terrible smell comes from. But every dog and cat around will gather around his car and chase him where ever he goes. Then another good killer: If he alone uses a certain toilet, go add itching powder to the tiolet paper.. Dont use sparingly..And laugh your ass off if he keeps on scratching. Hmmm.. I am getting all warmed up here..Need more ideas? 

Jupiter said:

Yes, better option..lol..brooklax is sweet and wont be detectable in the coffee!

Sunshine said:

or brooklax.... hehehehe :P

Permalink Reply by Mona Lisa on January 23, 2012 at 20:15
Ha, ha! Hmmm.. Nothing wrong for being creative, isn't it? All this wonderful ideas just appear in my mind. All is fair in love and war. Especially war.
Permalink Reply by Fluffy on January 23, 2012 at 20:25

nothing at all hehehe ive already made notes of some of your creative works (evil grin)

Mona Lisa said:

Ha, ha! Hmmm.. Nothing wrong for being creative, isn't it? All this wonderful ideas just appear in my mind. All is fair in love and war. Especially war.
Permalink Reply by Mona Lisa on January 23, 2012 at 21:54
You evil yellow sun! What have I done. Wispering in your ear: do you need more ideas?
Permalink Reply by Fluffy on January 23, 2012 at 21:59

shhhhh heeheehee not so loud the others will want pointers too ;) 

Mona Lisa said:

You evil yellow sun! What have I done. Wispering in your ear: do you need more ideas?
Permalink Reply by Mona Lisa on January 24, 2012 at 12:18
Ha, ha! You are indeed bad! Let me tell you what I did a few years back. I parked in a reserved parking without permission and did some shopping. When going back to my car that was parked between two other cars. What did I found there? Another car was parked right behind me, to block me so I was stuck. Hmmm.. I love challenges! So I got into my car, moved it up and down and went side ways and finally got out. Missing the car that was parked next to me with centimetres. Now it was revenge time. I did got into my hand bag, pulled the brightest red lipstick out, coloured my lips with it and planted a nice bright red kiss on his wind screen.
Permalink Reply by Mona Lisa on January 26, 2012 at 16:48
Ha, ha! You have to learn to be an oponent to her. Do reseach on he, find her weak spots, and voila! She will be like putty in your hands. Many ways to kill a cat, it just need good planning,a little imagination and courage to do something. A killer recipe!

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